All this may seem remote from our lives as inspectors, but it is not. Just because you haven’t become one of the law’s hapless victims yet, merely increases the statistical probability that you will. As I have reported elsewhere, most of us are liable for the properties that we inspect for as long as four years, and while real estate agents have an ethical (if not legal) responsibility to pass on our reports to every Tom, Dick, and Harry that demonstrates an interest in the property, these same people have the legal right to sue us, whether they paid for our services or not. This flies in the face of common sense, but it’s the way things are. An inspector in California was sued over a pool that was not in existence at the time of his inspection, another was sued by someone stupid enough to dive from the top of a water slide into the shallow end of a pool, and yet another was sued for an allegedly dust contaminated furnace that his report indicated needed to be cleaned. And I was sued over something that is disclaimed in my standards of practice, and which was specifically disclaimed in my report, and by persons who were not even my clients. Is it any wonder that attorneys are almost universally despised? And what is even worse is that the innocent are dragged into lawsuits along with the guilty. Under the doctrine of “equitable indemnity,” everyone is included in the suit until they can be excluded by the court, a guarantee of easy money for a whole tribe of attorneys.
Equitable indemnity can be seen as reasonable and just, as it was when it was
first applied. It arose out of a motorcycle case, which stipulated that consumers
are entitled to rely on the reports of specialists. For example, if I paid to
have a motorcycle serviced by a specialist and then sold it to you, along with
the itemized bill for the service you would have the right to rely on that information
even though you hadn’t actually paid for it or commissioned it. Fair enough? In
that instance, yes. But to make that a regulatory law is insipid. And you can
understand what that means to you and your inspection reports, and how easily
you could become a victim of the law. What Howard argues is that the law has replaced
humanity: “we have constructed a system of regulatory law that basically outlaws
common sense,” he says (p.11). And he goes on to say that we have all but abandoned
the application of the common law, which takes the circumstances into account,
as well it should. He explains: “The accident caused by swerving to avoid the
child is excusable; falling asleep at the wheel is not. The most important standard
is what a reasonable person would have done” (p.23). Most of the court cases that
I’ve become familiar with have nothing to do with common sense, and have not only
been totally unreasonable but have made a mockery of justice. And I never went
looking for them, and never invited anyone to send them to me. And when I find
attorneys documenting such abuses, I know that the system has been corrupted by
stupidity and greed, and that we are at the mercy of blue-collar terrorists. Nothing
short of tort reform, or a general strike of inspectors nationwide, is likely
to change this unhappy state of affairs. So, at this wonderful time of year, rejoice
with your family and friends. And, as you begin the New Year, do everything you
can to avoid litigation because, unfortunately, there is nothing that can prevent
it, nothing. In the words of an ancient proverb: “First the feathers, then flight.”